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Beauty Demotivational Poster

GAY TEST - If You Noticed World Of Warcraft. I have bad news for you.

TAGS: gay test world of warcraft nerd pc beauty girl
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by James

Reidar - May 24, 2009, 5:50 pm
Isn't it more a combined gay-/nerd test
Me. - March 30, 2009, 4:58 pm
It's not even a challenge anymore to figure out who's getting laid on the internet.... and who doest leave their parents basement.
barockeva - November 13, 2008, 7:36 pm
Insecurity. You're doing it right.

EVERYTHING - has a hidden beauty, if only for those who can see it.

DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 shots and shes all good! excellent. 5 shots for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Bingo! 5L


TAGS: pzy scenery mountains beauty trolling
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

alex4digiprod2 - November 18, 2011, 11:56 am
the1stCOMMI3 - November 8, 2011, 12:41 am
Oh, wait, now I get it. Those periods slipped by me. I thought I had to read the first & last words of every line
alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:09 pm
You is the first word first sentance lost is last of first, the is first of the next and game is the last of the last. = You lost the game...damn
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:23 pm
I don't get it. Please emphasize your explanation.


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by msf

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


TAGS: beauty relationship
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 8:54 pm
Well, at least you're not arrogant...
toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:13 pm
Most girls believe this, which is why they're so arrogant and stupid.
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:19 pm
Nice twist from the usual!
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:37 am
That's good.

BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.

TAGS: wolf beauty first skul leg
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Skulrath

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:58 am
Was this wolf a student at Heidelberg?
Skulrath - October 20, 2011, 5:41 pm
Well thank you!
commander9249 - October 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
CloudchaserS - October 14, 2011, 6:24 am
Oh well, thanx anyway :-)
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:56 am
I have no idea, but I loved it too. I found it on Google while looking up "Wolf". Also, I know the caption and stuff probably isn't too good, but this is my first :D
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 12:39 am
I have got to know who did that art so I can go see more of their works!


TAGS: beauty is skin deep
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bones9 - October 31, 2010, 8:51 pm
Favourited, 5L'd. Impressive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:39 am
Rough time at the shaving mirror this morning Aggy?....Still Mexican eh? 5 chihuahua's
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:35 am
powerful, 5L

HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.

TAGS: watson woman beauty hair fashion
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by blesic

Boristhedriver - April 18, 2012, 5:07 am
Louboutines, very chic...
lgvernon - April 17, 2012, 8:08 pm

She really ought'ta rethink the shoes, though...I know, "What shoes?"
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:25 pm

so true. i love a lady with short hair. i love a lady with long hair. i just love ladies :)

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WOODS. - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


TAGS: beastiality beauty and the beast
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by xkeethx

aesop's folly - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
furry joke


TAGS: beauty book movie special effects
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice


TAGS: classic beauty michael douglas ill
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 3:09 pm
Not too sure about being that dumb, she did marry rich. Really, I think even without makeup Catherine is still cute compared to some of the Hollywood actresses. Photoshopping - lighting-it's a given-but in the end-they still must have the basics-she does
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
THat woman is dumb as a rock... or CEline Dion... whichever you prefer. And Face... you clearly can't identify poster backlighting when you see it!
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 12:20 pm
Mental note taken. I didn't even notice those grey lines. Thanks for the 5er.
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 11:59 am
Tellitlikeitis you should have spent 2 more seconds and got rid of the grey lines on the outside of the fake. It draws certain nitpicky people away from the amsomeness of the fake. I 5'd it anyways.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:04 am
suenero - December 12, 2010, 10:00 am
Everyone was thinking it, but someone had to say. 5L's (Damn you for beating me to it.)
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:56 am

funny and de-motivating....awesome tellitlikeitis....awesome.



TAGS: calm peace beauty wild
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sniper

Sean - March 14, 2011, 11:42 am
Especially the Australian tree known as the -- waaaaiiit forrrrr it -- The Goolden Shower. It's true.
Cubbybear - March 13, 2011, 12:10 am
Actually Gold trees are pretty funny...5L


TAGS: female cleavage girl beauty jessica blow job fantasies
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by giulio

Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey faptard - try a space or two here and there. You've screwed up the entire page dumbass.
Cynic - October 20, 2009, 12:04 pm
I can only really imagine one.
Fap - September 6, 2009, 8:50 am
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TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy sexy eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


TAGS: patient hospital beauty
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
Reality Lord - March 15, 2012, 6:13 pm

...wow (humble wow)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 5:38 pm

carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 4:49 pm
Crushing. . . in a word. . .
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:00 pm
Oh my... this is fabulous!

A PRETTY FACE - It will either make your day or drive you crazy... ...sometimes CRAZY is good

MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!

TAGS: merlin sword in the stone disney tinkerbell pinocchio sleeping beauty
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 13, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sure,But what he did to young Arthur was unconscionable.
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 12:03 pm
Cuz he's got the magic stick!

WISDOM - A beautiful woman delights the eyes A wise woman, the understanding A pure woman, the soul

TAGS: alexia sinclair house ageless beauty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by house

Bandit5906 - October 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
And an ugly woman reminds me of my ex.
IllicoPresto - November 6, 2011, 2:00 pm
And a slutty woman delights the... too late, didn't it on the poster
Iconoclast - November 6, 2011, 10:16 am
I went to her website and you're right, she is a VERY talented photographer, in addition to being attractive and enticing in her own right.
house - November 6, 2011, 1:50 am
No this isn't the mistress. This is a good friend of mine. She's an award winning artist by the name of Alexia Sinclair (see tag). Pic is mistress is used in poster 140985
mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:48 pm
even if isn't she, I think it's he's vision over her...;o)
Greeny - November 4, 2011, 9:02 pm
S'that her?


TAGS: diva beauty rest sleep cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Produceman117 - July 11, 2010, 3:56 am
Very cool.
vasilache - July 8, 2010, 8:37 am
@faceplant you mean Lady Gaga?
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 11:26 pm

i swear to god man...5L's don't do it for this. awesome!
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:21 pm
Her name is China
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
one of your best cubster! 5L!
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 5:09 pm
Snow is the fairest one of all
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 4:03 pm
AMSOME! Kinda looks like Marilyn Manson's sister tho?
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 3:38 pm
Thank you sir
sickartist - July 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiiiiiice! 5L


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am


CLASSIC BEAUTY - never dies

TAGS: beauty
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 1:59 am
I prefer to see it as she has an enormous top and bottom...I'm a "glass half full" guy
Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:56 am
Holy moley! She has no middle! ...spectacular legs though.


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by giulio

HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.

OM NOM NOM - ... what a gorgeous bracelet

TAGS: beauty eyes brunette
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by forseti

rerun - July 12, 2012, 11:08 am

LOL, feeling the love
forseti - July 12, 2012, 8:24 am
Come on, rerun, at least it's about jew-elry! You have to like it!!! :D
rerun - July 10, 2012, 6:36 pm

Dammit Forseti....as Achmed the dead terrorist likes to say "silence!, I keel you"
forseti - July 10, 2012, 11:59 am
She... she is a pron stra? Damn it. Anyway, still a nice bracelet.
vins87 - July 5, 2012, 10:47 am
sorry i mean MULANI RIVERA
vins87 - July 5, 2012, 10:47 am
forseti - May 31, 2010, 3:35 am
visit www.gorgeous-bracelets.com! BTW: I'll mail your mom about your fetish...
Squall85 - May 29, 2010, 11:43 am
Who is this girl!? I can't find her anywhere. Give me a name or a URL where I can find more (parts) of her. Thank you!
phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Sounds like you should have called in CAS aggy...
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:05 pm
Case in point.... kevlar, I am sorry for banning you... I was laying down suppressive fire on a timmy who kept popping up, and you walked right into the target area. I have to say, if you weren't kevlar, you probably wouldn't have survived.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 11:00 pm

@kevlar - I have no idea who she is, probably an "adult entertainer". Somebody here will know, bunch of pervs (not me, I don't believe in porn, nope...not at all)
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:52 pm

to eat or smoke? Yes
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:48 pm
Well, now that you ask.... this banhammer wielding has made me a bit sore. I've got O Fortuna playing while the baby oil heats up in the microwave. Do you like mushrooms?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:47 pm

I am =feeling a little frisky, what do you have in mind, sailor?
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:45 pm
Sorry, rerun... All of his usernames and IPs are permanently banned. Anybody else feeling frisky tonight?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:43 pm

we wil see how he is next Monday, after 6pm
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:41 pm
But I wanna watch...I got my garbage bag and goggles all ready...it's going to be like a Gallagher show...or a GWAR concert...hehehe
martyr - March 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
got banned for a soliloquy about an bracelet. and that was called poor behaviour. Who'd have thunk this at motifake?!? Hope you let me play again soon. forseti
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:32 pm
I wouldn't stand too close, DSA... I'm gonna be swinging this hammer pretty hard.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:29 pm
wow...someone the mods hate more than me...foresti...you see that glimmer in the corner of your eye? That's your Motifake career expiration light...it just went into high gear...
kevlar - March 15, 2010, 10:25 pm
Who is this girl????
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Hello there, foreskin. I'm Aggy. I'll be your moderator for this evening. How are you doing so far?
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 10:21 pm
1 Lion
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:48 pm

give it a rest. changing IP addresses to come back will only make thinks worse for you.
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
You have been banned from this board until Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:24 pm. Reason given for ban: poor behaviour rofl - ok, you're the boss. i will learn from this brace _ let me in again, please! :-*
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:31 pm

well, for the next week you are dead. wish granted
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 9:24 pm
Now I wish I would have 1 lioned this
forseti - March 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
I will - or i'll die as a martyr for all the bracelets in the world. rerun - rerun - rerun...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 8:41 pm

no, it won't and you won't be here long enougn to make that happen
forseti - March 15, 2010, 8:32 pm
I only promote this gorgeous bracelet and its petential! If you wait long enough, it will be a great running gag. Not as great as this bracelet, but close to...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 7:27 pm

too bad you have to repeat yourself. That shows that you need to self promote which does not work well here. This pic had a lot of potential.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 7:11 pm
But your Brain only wants this bracelet, right?!?
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 7:00 pm
Your comments made me want to 1L this.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
Did I say yet that the bracelet is gorgeous?!
forseti - March 14, 2010, 8:22 pm
I have to repeat myself: What a gorgeous bracelet!!

VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.


TAGS: age woman christie beauty wine
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by blesic

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:45 am
And like a fine wine everything has to end some day
blesic - November 27, 2011, 10:23 am
She sure does
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:19 am
She Looks Like She's Seen God
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:46 am

the police chick in the back ground...why do i get the feeling she's going for the pepper spray. lt john pike....meme...FTW!!!


TAGS: beauty
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Epicknifehurts - November 27, 2013, 5:07 am
why I here



TAGS: earth beauty colour perception
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Derek

Anonymous2 - February 23, 2011, 10:31 pm
I see Cthulu reaching for a dragon making a kissy face.
carlmojica - February 23, 2011, 8:01 pm
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 7:33 pm
Nice one Derek.
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 1:05 pm
Yay! You got the joke, Donk.
Donkasaurus - February 23, 2011, 10:24 am
Then you might be color blind 5150ML :)
Derek - February 23, 2011, 1:37 am
Thanks very much Donk
ICEMAN - February 23, 2011, 12:06 am
All I see is a Limey that can't spell color. Yeah I know, tomato, tomahto.
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 12:03 am
all I see is circles....lol
Donkasaurus - February 22, 2011, 11:57 pm
Derek, this is true f**king perfection...to me atleast. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.


TAGS: life time female behaviour vanity joke season snow sexy leg beauty easter friend
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:40 am
Thats what I call dedication to your job, ladies!
Preacher Man - October 15, 2009, 11:57 pm
Aww, those poor darlings, they must be so cold. Wonder how we can help warm them up?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hmmm, I'll take the one in the bikini!!!

BEAUTY - no one is born with it but must painstakingly carve out there own image

TAGS: beauty in eye of viewer
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by guyfox

5150monkeylove - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
sometimes I wish their was an autocorrect four it.
GySgt1811 - March 17, 2011, 2:16 pm
I won't say a word. Thiers too much at stake...
guyfox - March 17, 2011, 1:25 pm
5150monkeylove - March 17, 2011, 12:02 am
I smell G.N. in the air.....

SOMETIMES... - there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in. - American Beauty (1999)

ADMIT IT... - you wish your mom looked this good swiffering the carpet ^^


TAGS: sophia loren beauty liquid
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - February 5, 2012, 12:44 pm
Yeah, just right clicked…I’d kicked off on the ‘now lost’ since Jane is gone and Sophia is still around…Sophia pix….thought I’d seen ‘em all
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:20 pm
wonder how many will see there is a (pretty good actually) t5xt below the picture :)
djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 11:52 am
That would be Sophia Loren c1966. Get your vintage hotties straight. (ie: google image) ;P LOL! 5L for the OMG + 5L for the poem = 4L ;) j/k
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:29 am
Izzat one of Hughes’ first squeezes, Jane Ru55ell?



TAGS: beauty monroe
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - July 22, 2011, 5:44 pm
I thought this was a very nice picture of her.. and I didn't really have any other agenda other than saying skin deep beauty is more than enough for me. and it appears the soldiers too.
Iconoclast - July 22, 2011, 5:08 pm
I think the point is that the soldiers around Marilyn were not particularly interested in her brains, that skin deep was enough for them. Of course, Airman is the only one that can elucidate on his own poster.
Legit21 - July 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
i dont get it

BEAUTIFUL SKIN - I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want--an adorable pancreas?

TAGS: beauty skin
Rating: 4.75/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:54 am


TAGS: mirror girl beauty doubt
Rating: 4.71/5

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RonE - February 5, 2012, 4:34 am
Imagery and wording... very nice.
djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 3:57 am
Woah, that'5 creepy. But hot. So confused... ;s
Sho - February 5, 2012, 2:35 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - February 4, 2012, 9:43 pm

very nice sho
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:28 pm
this is P5casso ;)

BEAUTY PAGENT? - Yeah, I am doing some judging right now

MOTHER EARTH - In 2012...she's taking back her baby...soon things will be beautiful again.


WINNING - For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

BEAUTIFUL - Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my ex-wife.

WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN - Now go make Mommy proud

TAGS: child beauty pageants
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - April 29, 2010, 1:01 am
This is just sick. No wonder why kids are SO damned obsessed with their overall images of themselves and their peers. Parents should be HUNG for making their kids look like this!
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:36 pm
Is this for the mini-adult beauty contest? These children also look like they realize make-up is made of dead animals..
Wolfheart - March 15, 2010, 6:19 pm
It's Actually Very Sickening The Way Mothers Do This To Thier Child, Just Because They Failed In The Beauty Department, Dosn't Mean They Should Force It Upon Thier Children.

if you don't believe -

TAGS: blue pitbull dog soul beauty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by todderic70

mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:18 pm
Nice poster, TR! Dogs really know how to use those puppy eyes! I have 2 adorable pitbulls across the street from me! I'm their 'auntie'! They definitely have souls and big hearts. LUUuuuuv this! 5 little lions going awwwwwwwww . . .
Silverheart - April 30, 2015, 10:08 am

My uncle has a beagle that has discovered the magic behind opening said box of unlimited food. Unfortunately, closing the door remains a mystery.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 5:57 am
Souls eagerly waiting for something to eat, something hidden in that magical cold box they cannot open for themselves...
motinet - April 30, 2015, 4:00 am

So far, 100% dog posters. I APPROVE!


TAGS: timeless beauty iman
Rating: 4.74/5

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Faceplant31 - May 3, 2011, 10:27 am


TAGS: marriage nature beauty love divorce
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:34 pm
after the golf clap, I raise my ball and wave it at the crowd. Testicular cancer is no laughing matter.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:49 pm
Sean - December 6, 2010, 12:54 pm
*wipes tear, prepares to golf clap approvingly*
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Karmic backlashes are always appreciated.


TAGS: beauty thanks to agdaniele and toc for this
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - May 3, 2010, 6:17 pm

hey - all you need is the area code for this beaty, I can tell you it really does have interstate access
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Dude! You said you would let me know when your house went on the market! Now I'll have competition! 5 inner beauties.


TAGS: canada beauty girl maple leaf
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

culos - July 1, 2010, 8:51 am
Great chat-up line! Did it ever work for you????
Runner1969 - July 1, 2010, 8:49 am
I hope she tastes like syrup. If not I can help make her sticky.


TAGS: life time woman joke quote nice fashion way say brown bag sexy eyes hide beauty religion
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:24 am
6L if possible!!!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am
that made me laugh till tears


TAGS: carrie prejean miss america beauty pageant
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

TragithTheOdd - January 15, 2012, 5:48 am
Well in those days your armpit wasnt an anus
Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:48 pm
Screw you. Miss Crabtree was a babe. Probably still it. Now what's goin' on with this skinny chick's right armpit? Ewwwww.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:09 pm
On the other hand, Miss Crabtree wasn't all that sexy, either.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:08 pm
I'm still not impressed with her.... despite the bonus vagina placed closer to her breast.



TAGS: beauty ugly skeletons compassion hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 2:51 pm
I was happy, I broke up with the girlfriend last night, and poof creativity out of nowhere... it's like magic.
Airman - September 1, 2011, 10:39 am
good to see you back Ham Man
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:24 am
Thanks, I haven't posted in so long...
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:34 am
i have to second that! very nice posters, hammy!!
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:18 am
5weet run of posters.



TAGS: life sleep aware beauty amazement
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

Silverheart - January 29, 2013, 4:33 pm

Another 5L'er from zontar. This one might fit nicely at Motitwist, too.


size does matter -

TAGS: beast too large for beauty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 10:51 pm

My absolute favorite fairy tale. 5LLLLL


THE REAL PROBLEM - Is not how she looks. It is that she will not accept that someone thinks she is beautiful the way she is.

TAGS: beauty love vanity self image
Rating: 4.85/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 3:03 pm
man this one is f55555nny :)


TAGS: beauty monster
Rating: 4.75/5

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rerun - September 16, 2012, 11:23 am



TAGS: beauty denial love hate options
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sparrowgirl - August 2, 2010, 9:24 pm
well put. 5L


TAGS: brunette beauty insecurity jealousy film
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 10:14 am

words to live and die by...especially when the divorce lawyers call


TAGS: latinas beauty danger women cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:37 pm

I will take my chances
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 5:35 pm
Careful down there... I hear they might have.... thorns down there. Rose thorns, perhaps?
rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:33 pm

Oxygen, must have




TAGS: beauty life trust
Rating: 4.33/5

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Venator - September 19, 2012, 5:11 pm
They are beautiful and fascinating! A nereid of some kind, a sea worm or rag worm, there are a lot of different species usually up to about 10 inches. The can bite you rather hard in the finger if you handle them but no one with venom to my knowledge...
gas - September 18, 2012, 12:06 pm
wow.. is that a kind of aquatic worm/fish parasite?
falloutghoul - September 18, 2012, 8:39 am
As long as it ain't venemous.

MY WIFE - I realized she was only half the woman she used to be.

TAGS: wife looks beauty insults
Rating: 4.3/5

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boston - July 14, 2012, 2:08 pm
You still have the best half....


TAGS: babe russian beauty
Rating: 4.15/5

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uke - May 27, 2011, 7:45 pm
saggy >.
RonE - May 25, 2011, 5:07 am
Is that a northern maple tree back there?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 3:21 am
That hat seems to make the spider in the back look big!
spacedog - May 24, 2011, 11:47 pm
Uhhh... hat?
Feasibly - May 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
That hat seems to make her earrings look big...


TAGS: beauty ugly
Rating: 3.8/5

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Silverheart - December 29, 2012, 2:07 pm

Hey now, I resemble that remark!

BEAUTY - it's all in the eyes

TAGS: eyes beauty
Rating: 3.77/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:16 am
But there was an airbrush. Photoshop's older brother.
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no photoshop
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no photoshop
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 10:32 pm
You're kidding with that... right?
guyfox - March 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
it's from PLAYBOY not photoshopped
djinnyf - March 25, 2011, 8:41 pm
Yeah... especially fake, makeup photoshopped eyes! Oh you guys.... xx
guyfox - August 24, 2010, 10:01 pm
in all serious.........I believe it lies in the eyes
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree, but we use eyes as a code word for boobs.


TAGS: beauty ugly dog ribbon award awards
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:42 pm
Ho-ly crap! I'm giving this a 5 because you've actually managed to pixellate EVERYTHING!

BEAUTY - There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.

TAGS: beauty
Rating: 3.15/5

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Derek - March 14, 2010, 4:27 pm
Quite true, even if that strangeness be lack of strangeness.


HIGHLIGHTS - If you can't shine from the inside I won't mistake your beauty for relevance

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - What the hell which is which, I am confused !

TAGS: beauty and and the beast
Rating: 4.82/5

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Budog - June 27, 2011, 6:48 am
Motifake is addictive! I need to get to bed. I have to work swing shift today...
tellitlikeitis - June 27, 2011, 6:44 am
Another morning funny... thanks.


TAGS: maybe she has inner beauty
Rating: 4.72/5

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spcdylan - June 27, 2012, 12:30 pm
i wouldn't touch that with obamas dick and i hate that guy!!! 5 L
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:48 am
my eyes, get the lighter fluid & matches. somebody burn my eyes.


TAGS: time not aging well past beauty cruel
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 5, 2010, 6:23 am
Yeahhh for me, thanks.
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:13 am
Number one husband and I open dlive flu!
Reality Lord - October 5, 2010, 12:36 am

i laughed...5l's.
forseti - October 5, 2010, 12:13 am
ROR! 5 cals
AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:18 pm
the look on the guys face, maybe the family was right when she made me throw them out
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:15 pm




TAGS: nature s beauty assignment
Rating: 4.67/5

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Derek - April 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
"If you had been..." or "Had you been..." (then I wouldn't be a Grammar NAZI) Otherwise 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 11:53 am
Most excellent cakeboy! 5 please accept my apologies

BEAUTY - It is like being born rich and getting poorer.

TAGS: beauty
Rating: 4.66/5

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SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 1:36 pm
good point
Derek - December 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
Oh I dunno. There's a good 20 or so years of getting better looking - or do you not agree?


EARTH'S BEAUTY - It's really in the eye of the beholder.

TAGS: earth s beauty
Rating: 4.62/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
Nothing but perfection.


TAGS: swan beauty woman cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cubbybear - February 20, 2011, 10:01 pm
Yes indeed.
agdaniele - February 20, 2011, 9:30 pm
It's the ugly ones who learn the skills early... out of neccessity.


TAGS: relationship beauty beach breakup
Rating: 4.55/5

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pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:25 am
It's a beautiful mind. Ok. That is not what caught me at first but I accept your reality. 5L


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


STAIRS - The ambitious climbs up high and perilous stairs, and never cares how to come down; the desire of rising hath swallowed up his fear of a fall”

TAGS: woman stairs villa beauty
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:45 pm
Cubbybear - December 23, 2010, 8:47 pm
Good job




SUBTLE BEAUTY - Shy, Awkward, But Stunning Nonetheless.

TAGS: indian saree subtlebeauty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:09 pm
It's a metamorphical process Cubby. They begin as stunning beauties, then marry and TRANSFORM into "Aunties" :P
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:07 pm
Sorry Achmed...I'm still staring at the dot.
Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 8:10 pm
You notice there is no middle for Indian women. Beauty Or Dogface....She's a beauty.


TAGS: beauty natural sexy cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cubbybear - February 10, 2011, 10:00 pm
Indians are oriental
calichi - February 10, 2011, 8:57 pm
let's match against an oriental chick and see what happens
Cubbybear - February 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
I love furry
agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:45 am
Nice dish. Curry makes em furry.
Cloudchaser - February 10, 2011, 10:17 am
Gotta love the Sweet Taste Of India


TAGS: freckles kiss sun beauty cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cubbybear - November 14, 2010, 8:31 pm
Personally I love freckles


TAGS: waterfall beauty place
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - August 11, 2010, 6:58 pm
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:20 am
It's called a casting couch.

BEAUTY - back when you couldn't just buy it

TAGS: beauty
Rating: 4.11/5

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